It's a Dark Tower!

We all know what that means: a Big Bad Evil Guy's stronghold. But while the is classic genre fantasy, a convention of the genre is that things aren't always as they seem. Heroes hellbent on kicking down the door and getting straight to the slaying and looting might be taken aback by what idle hands can accomplish. Evil artifacts in other dungeons come from somewhere . . . and the Organization of Satanic Hell Artisans (OSHA) isn't concerned with "zero accident-free days."